Monday, May 23, 2011

Photographic Memory

So lately I have gotten into the habit of only carrying around my car key.  Just the one key.  No ring, no housekey, no keychain.  Just bare bones.  Mostly because I had this craptacular plain, loose metallic ring and everything kept sliding off of it so I got fed up and just took it all apart.  

So this new situation last week only became an issue for two reasons.  #1 - it's harder to fish out a single car key from your bag, than perhaps a jangly conglomerate of keys, rings etc... and #2, one of the few things that I used on my key ring was my gym tag.  It wasn't til I went to the gym some time last week that I realized that my little key tag with my membership number on it was not on my person.  

I walk in and explain that I left my tag at home, and the gym employee asks if I remember my five digit number.  

All of a sudden, I see it in my head, clear as day.... an image just popped into my head of a little white tag and it has the numbers 41184 on it in purple marker (it's kind of a ghetto gym).  So I proudly give her the numbers  4-1-1-8-4, and she nods with approval... shocked, I verify "so it looks like me?" (referring to the photo that should pop up on the screen when you enter your membership number) and she says  "yep" and I go along my merry way feelin pretty good about myself.

Fast forward to Saturday.  I arrive at the gym.  This time with keys in hand, and as I go to show it to the front desk person, I notice that my membership number is indeed not 41184..... -_-   

So does member 41184 actually look like me?  Is she at least asian?  

Did the employee just care so little that she just let me through?  

I don't think I'm curious enough to ask, but so much for my week of thinking I had a photographic memory.  

Monday, May 9, 2011

Good Fortune

The other day, I got an email from one of my brothers that said "haha, sucks for you"...

...the picture attached was this.





So now there's no need to quibble over that ... the fates have spoken.

Then after a craptacular meal at Panda Express with my other brother, the fortune cookie forces spoke to me again.



Nice!  My brother's fortune just said that he needs to make budgets and stick to them. Smart cookie.

I guess we eat a lot of Chinese food...

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Un-eggs-pected

When I was a kid, I was a picky eater.  Pretty much fries, beef, pizza, butter, cheese and ramen were the only things I ever wanted.  Then a wonderful thing transpired.  All of a sudden everything became delicious!  

Hummus?  What's this?!  Heavenly!  Eggplant?  Tripe?  Foie Gras?  Bread Pudding, Arugula, Pine Nuts, Tzatziki, Mee Goreng, Butternut Squash, eating tomatoes like they are apples?  Madness!  But all so delectable...

I became a food monster and the list of things I would eat, wanted to eat, LOVED to eat continued to grow and grow...

Now of course there was the standard short list of foods that just weren't my thing...  Things that have too horseradish-y of a taste, like say 'horseradish' (overzealous cocktail sauce!) or wasabi.  I'm also not a huge fan of cilantro but I think I've started to come around over the years.

But now something awful is happening.  Over the last few months I've realized that I'm starting to find one of my favorite foods unpalatable.

The last few times I've had eggs, about halfway through chewing I feel iffy... I couldn't put my finger on it at first, so I just kept on eating, but then I realized that it's that feeling I get when I bite into an awesome loaded taco and there was a honkin' piece of cilantro hiding in there.  I don't necessarily want to spit it out but I'm not happy about it.  It's the feeling of yuck.  Yuck, not because it's prepared poorly but because I dislike the food itself.

But that can't be!  I love eggs!  I love them poached, I love them scrambled, I love them over easy so I can sop them up with toast... I won't give up eggs benedict, I just won't!  I was so happy when someone wrote that song about loving eggs from their head down to their legs~~~~  because then I finally had a musical way to express my feelings about eggs!

I can't decide how upset to be about this though.   On the one hand, there are people starving around the world... on the other hand, I love eggs dammit.

This better not happen to any other foods.  I'm just sayin.



**Side note:  I still like hardboiled eggs... I know you were all worried.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

The Commuting Kind

My days of swooping down into the city on my dark blue steed may be over.  With gas prices on the rise, it's getting harder to afford driving down and parking in the city every day for work.

So I reviewed my options.  I could drive down to Greenbelt (which is about half the distance to work) then metro into the city.  Or I could slide over to the Dorsey MARC station and take the train then metro.

The Greenbelt Option saves me a little bit of money but the metro ride is kind of long and it makes me nauseous.  That was a fun couple of days.

Today I tried my first trip down using the MARC option.  Overall I think it is a contender because it saves me 50% on my transportation expenses.  But let me tell you about today.

First, I get to the Dorsey station, park, and walk up to the station building.  Once inside you can see that they no longer have a ticket booth, and the one electronic kiosk is out of order. So on-board ticketing it is!  I can see how this structure might serve a purpose in extreme cold or in rain, but otherwise it seems to be a giant useless greenhouse with benches, trapped stale air and no tickets.

Other than that, the morning commute goes swimmingly.  I get some work done on my netbook.  The ticket guy doesn't charge me the on-train fee (since there was no way to buy the ticket in Dorsey), and the metro ride from Union Station to Farragut West is much quicker than I thought.  I think I exaggerated in my head how far those two stations were from one another.  I'm actually on-time to work (which is a big feat since more often than not I would spend the first half hour of my work day in my car cursing my way up 18th street because there's a motorcade or a bus full of tourists crossing the street up by Penn Ave).

The only weird moment was right after I and many of my fellow passengers had settled into our seats at Dorsey... this man and woman walk into my train car and immediately the woman goes "oh no, this is not going to work. we're going back to the other car" .....

wait wha?

hey, come back.  what's wrong with this car???  Is it something I need to know?

Really it was just the way she basically announced it to the car, and then strong armed her man friend out of there... leaving the rest of us wondering what was so awful about where we had all chosen to sit.

The afternoon commute was slightly painful.  We had a lot of delays, but it was particularly annoying because I think I was on the car with all the super impatient and dramatic people.

First we were delayed leaving union station.  A few grumblings here and there.  Then before we get to our first destination we come to a complete stop.  The conductor comes on the PA and announces "we think there may be a defect with the train and we are checking on it now."

Impatient people:  "..... and????  how long is it going to take? You'd think they'd at least tell us that!"  "Ugh I'm gonna be so late"

Dramatic People:  "This is the worst!"

About 10 minutes passes (which mind you is a long time if you are waiting on any sort of mass transit).

Conductor:  "We are done checking one side.  There doesn't appear to be anything wrong.  We should be able to begin moving again once a train coming in the opposite directions passes us. We apologize for the inconvenience."

Another 3 or 4 minutes go by then a train whizzes by us.  Literally the minute the last car of that train passes by our windows you hear:

"aw for christsakes! Why aren't we moving!"  (that would be impatient person #2)

Dramatic Person:  "We are never going to get home at this rate."

Within a few minutes we slowly begin to move again.  And the angry passengers go back to being docile sheep, grateful that this commute may be a little wacky at times, but it still costs half as much as driving.

Marc Train

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

a walk down memory lane (or 17th street)

There was a huge storm over the weekend, rain and wind... lots of it. 

So naturally, as I am walking through the city on Monday, I see things have been knocked over.  Signs, trees, etc... Then I came across the poor fallen free newsstands, and it triggered a memory. 

Flashback to my college days, we are walking back towards GW campus after a night out at the bars, and I would pick up newsstands that had been knocked over (likely the very ones knocked over by other drunk people) and set them back in their rightful places.

Not exactly sure why I started doing it, and it wasn't all the time.  Maybe only when I felt like I needed to make up for something or if I needed an extra boost of good karma that week. 

Anyway, it was a random memory for a Monday afternoon...

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Yes Please!

He's so good looking, he doesn't even have to learn the language... he can star in a movie anyway.

http://joonmedia.net/videos/play/33624/11


I was recently reminded of this movie because of the line "if he really wants to see you, he'll call 'til you answer"

Thursday, April 7, 2011

This is...

This is my place of work.

This is a scattering of cherry blossom trees not overrun by tourists.

This is jjangu.

This is Fried Green Tomatoes Napoleon. Yum.

This is actually a man!

I don't know what this is.